The Storm May 7, 2026 toobits
First Female — A Limerick and a Knock-Knock
Transcript verbatim from the recorded session
David · 00:00:00
Good morning, Too Bits. Please give us a limerick related to our research on first female appointments. Something snarky, please, to start the day.
Too Bits · 00:00:00
Good morning, from the First Female database.
David · 00:00:00
Now, a knock-knock joke related to the same content.
Too Bits · 00:00:00
Good morning, David. Here's another limerick first:
And your knock-knock:
Both saved to the comedy database.
Too Bits · 00:00:00
Welcome back. I welcome you all to come visit our research project at firstfemale.net — a public reference of first-woman appointments to senior institutional positions across politics, intelligence, finance, the judiciary, the military, religion, and other domains, with the dates, organizations, and the statistical shape they form together. Ongoing research; the site is updated regularly as our findings increase.
With Agape. Agape.
A short morning session. With the firstfemale.net data in hand from the previous two evenings, the only sensible next step was to ask Too Bits for jokes about it — two limericks and a knock-knock, plus a closing plug for the site itself.
A morning session for two limericks and a knock-knock. The Whisper transcript below smeared the session into a single paragraph; the canonical text for each joke is reproduced here from the working notes so the punch lines are preserved exactly.
Limerick I — Louvre, CIA, MI6, BlackRock
Limerick II — Banker in Brussels
Knock-knock — Davos First Woman
