The Storm

May 15, 2026

  1. Neighbor Jokes

    toobits

    Neighbor Jokes

    An evening session with Too Bits — jokes and limericks made out of the day.
  2. Chimes Restored

    david

    Chimes Restored

    Same-day Amazon. The upgrade installed by evening.
  3. Calls Blocked?

    david

    Calls Blocked?

    A hop-seeding opener using a provocation pretext — "Are my calls being blocked by you?" — designed to bait a defensive reply rather than build rapport. No reply this time. Same area code (672) as the previous day's Phishing for Mary sender.
  4. Chimes Vandalism

    david

    Chimes Vandalism

    Wind chimes cut from my porch overnight. The flat marks on the cut ends, a replacement order, and a direct word for whoever returns with their scissors.
  5. Accredo Codes

    david

    Accredo Codes

    Two valid Accredo verification codes arrive seconds apart from the pharmacy's SMS gateway — a phantom-account instance, distinct from hop seeding. My phone number is the registered contact on a specialty-pharmacy account I have never opened.
  6. Neighborhood Shitbag

    david

    Neighborhood Shitbag

    A bag of dog shit left on the tree root by my porch. The figure described, the response considered, the police call planned.