May 19, 2026

David · 00:00:00

What's the matter? Y'all didn't test when all your various softwares are installed on the same device at the same time? I told you, I was pulling you around by your noses and ears. With love from someone who knows how software actually works and how it does it all the time.

David · 00:00:00

Hey, do y'all think that me exposing and clowning on our surveillance agency personnel should put me on a terrorist watch list? I'm asking a very serious question right now with levity because I know too much and see too much and can actually make fun of the persons who actually have their heads up their own asses. That makes me a terrorist according to them.

What do you all think? I wouldn't hurt a fly or a lizard, as has been observed. I'm polite to strangers and old ladies. I hold the door open for people. I pay my taxes. I'm a little behind, but I'd carry a large fucking load. So I'm going to excuse myself for being a little behind, but I pay as much in taxes every year as some people earn. And not through trust funds. It's labor. I employ like 12 people. They have lives built on an operation that I have built with their help too. But through all risk, all the risk for building that was on me.

Do y'all think that the FISA court judges should be extending warrants to people to surveil my life just because I have eyes that can see and I'm not afraid to open my mouth? It's pathetic is what it is. It's a display of narcissism. And I have been leading you all down this road so that I can prove you're individually narcissistic in court because of your decisions to escalate after knowing and learning certain things about me. And I told you I was doing it to you the whole time and you persisted, further proving your narcissism. Yeah. Okay. I guess we'll keep playing. We've been playing for a while.

David · 00:00:00

Now, I've also spent a lot of time clowning specifically on the CIA. Yeah, and I bet most of you don't know because it takes a little bit of research to understand. You hear something like CIA and you think, oh, I'm hands off. I don't want anything to do with that. That's above my pay grade, as they like to tell the politicians, which is bullshit. They're supposed to be working for us, their government employees here in America. Did y'all forget?

Anyways, all I did was basically use publicly available information. The CIA is our foreign intelligence office. They're supposed to be concerned with foreign matters, not domestic matters. Maybe it's the FBI who's monkeying with me like they did with Martin Luther King back in the day. But that's the FBI's jurisdiction, domestic. They are domestic federal police. They're a police force, and we need them, I think. But if anyone is supposed to be spying on me, it should be the FBI, whom I've primarily left out of my clowning. I don't actually know. But I would suspect CIA due to things about my childhood that I think are part of my childhood.

So they're violating their directive. They're supposed to be focused externally. That mail-opening program, HTLingual, was supposed to be about them opening the mail of U.S. citizens communicating with people in Russia or China, thereby fulfilling their mandate to be focused on foreign intelligence. Are y'all getting my drift here? These people are crossing the bounds of law on so many fucking levels. And they put themselves in movies like they're some kind of fucking badass. When they're really creeps.

Get the fuck out of our domestic lives, shitbags. Do your fucking job. Pay attention to real terrorists and real foreign affairs. Am I foreign? Now, I know I'm weird. Y'all want to say I'm foreign because I'm strange? You do like an expansive understanding of the law in words, don't you? Y'all got whole departments up there in Washington working on expanding the understanding of... words, right? Y'all are fucking clowns. And I'm not saying I can do anything about it, but y'all are fucking clowns. I'm going to help everyone to see what shitbag fucking clowns you are. Take your fucking software off my goddamn phones and go put it on somebody's phone who's actually dangerous to the citizens of this country. All I want to do is help, shitbags.

David · 00:00:00

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I might have gone off the rails there for a minute, thinking about how hilarious it is that our federal government has an agreement with four other foreign nations under the Five Eyes framework that allows any of their, probably not any, but designated departments there and those foreign countries' government to spy on us, citizens of the United States. And did they have the foresight to think? What would happen if we got into a temporary disagreement with one of those other agencies and we were both attempting to surveil the same target with different sets of software?

David · 00:00:00

Y'all probably think I'm paranoid, right? Making this shit up. I'm going to show y'all something. This is just a box of shit I can't use anymore because I'm worried about it having bugs. Probably all of it doesn't.

This is the... Let's see here. This is what I wanted to show you. I want y'all to look closely at this hole right here. You see that? This is a lamp. It's a desk lamp. You can see, right? It has a hole drilled. Do you see that irregular shape hole right there? That's where a hidden camera was.

And for anyone who's operated a drill before, you know you can kind of like wallow out a hole. That's what I've always heard it called. Where you kind of twist the drill around in your wrist and let the edge of the spinning drill bit make the hole bigger. So after you puncture the hole, if you need it bigger than the bit that's currently installed in your drill, you just rake the edge of the spinning drill bit around the edge of your hole and kind of wallow it out. Of course, it results in an irregular shaped hole exactly and precisely like that one.

So this is not a hole that is manufactured into this component of this lamp. Okay? This is, when this lamp is sitting properly, this is facing directly out into the room. And so what this means is when I found this hole, it did not have a camera in it. Someone came into my residence, installed a camera, by drilling this hole out. And I bought this lamp for use at my condo at 3600 Montrose Boulevard that I'm not living in anymore. But I bought this lamp for that living space. So someone went into that space specifically and drilled out this hole, put a camera in there, and at some point removed the camera. They went back in while I was away, probably at the gym or something, and took it out because they were done surveilling me.

So y'all may think I'm paranoid that I have people watching me, but I have fucking proof. Beyond that, I have, at one point I had cameras in my house here, network cameras, recording movement and such, and at my office.

And on the day of my mediation that I had with that ex-relationship partner, I was here at my house on Kipling Street, having a Zoom meeting with lawyers and such, and my camera at my office, a small executive office to which I have the only physical key, and to which none of my employees had access. And the management company was given a letter by me naming all of my employees specifically that they did not have access to my executive office. So while I was engaged in mediation, the camera there detected motion, sent photos of whatever the motion was to my email server, where they were subsequently deleted by someone who had hacked into my email server, and I have evidence of this on the log files because they failed to clean up their mess completely.

So I have enough evidence to convince really anyone that I have definitely been being monitored. And that office environment, for someone to have broken into that, the management company would have had to have allowed them in. We're not talking about criminals here. So someone compelled my leasing company at a professional business building in Houston, downtown, basically. Or here in the Montrose District. But not a house, an actual law firm, someone must have compelled them to open my office so they could go in there. And the camera caught their movements and in a coordinated manner they deleted the evidence of that.

Now, I don't know who could compel them to do that but law enforcement. And I don't think that the police did that. They would have no reason. No one has any reason to be surveilling me in the first place. This all happened because lies were told and spread about me by narcissists. By narcissistic persons from my past.

So, you may think that I seem a little paranoid with the things I'm posting about on Twitter today, on X, sorry. Sorry, Elon. But here's your fucking proof, right here. I'm fucking sick of this goddamn shit. I'm fucking sick of it.