May 28, 2026
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Fried Shitbag
A 53-second hypothetical, posed straight to camera. If the civil-rights violations are ever forced into the open and the government offers a settlement, the answer is no to the money and yes to prosecution: everyone who lifted a finger, named and charged, rather than paid off and forgotten. Defiant, addressed to no one in particular and to everyone who would recognize themselves in it.
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Organized Grime
A snarky, late-day Too Bits session that turns the car-window break-in over and over: the four-swings incompetence, the drive-by angle, and who would bother (an impulsive neighbor, hired muscle, a narcissistic ex, someone enraged by a political video), all set against the actual Montrose crime numbers and the one detail, nothing taken, that keeps it from reading as ordinary vandalism. Under the jokes the real frame surfaces: a broken window arriving right as FOIA requests start landing reads less like random crime than like low-level deterrence, and the point of saying it aloud is the alchemy of turning harassment into a record others can use. Closes on the just-broken David Rush story (a CIA officer arrested with a hoard of gold bars) and a round of limericks about the government as organized crime.
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Move Bitch (1973)
Sixth entry in the music-that-helps series — "Move Bitch" in a 1973-styled retro-soul reimagining. The most forward register of the set: not holding ground, not enduring, not asking to be left alone — pure forward force. The decision to get out of the mess and clear whatever's in the way. Get out of my way.
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Reset Password
The iPhone system prompt that means someone has asked Apple to reset my account password — two buttons, and the whole attack is hoping I tap the wrong one. Frequent at the campaign's start in November 2024 (when I first noticed concerted hacking, and when my hands began to hurt), quiet for the months since, and now — this past month — back, with noticeably more effort behind it.
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Smash-Up
A neighbor places the break-in around 6–7pm on May 26; I only noticed two days later, having passed the car on its undamaged side. Driver's window smashed, door handle torn open, filed with HPD as criminal mischief — the assisting officer, A. Carson, called the handle damage "real violent." Nothing was taken and the low-value items in back were left untouched, which fits damage-as-the-point better than theft.
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LinkedIn and LexisNexis
Two changes to my online footprint over the last few days, neither one I initiated. Logging into LinkedIn to refresh old profiles, I found I'd been unlinked as admin on the Tomotechi company page I set up around 2009 — page content untouched, just my access gone (regained it through a teammate who still had admin). And, the same week, a LexisNexis confirmation email for a public-records suppression request I don't recall submitting. The honest range of explanations for each, on the record.
