The Storm May 15, 2026 david
Neighborhood Shitbag
Transcript 1 shitbag overview
David · 00:00:00
look y'all somebody left me a gift right here on the tree in my yard now a couple days ago I had a bit of a discussion when I came out from my walk in the morning because this is my sidewalk with plenty of grass over here man had his dog way over there on the other side of my tree and he just when he saw me come out he looks at his dog and says come on and just kind of walks off without even saying anything to me didn't even say good morning or thank you or nothing so I made some snarky comments about it and anyways not really much happened but look what we have here today do you suppose it could be the same person who decided to come back and leave his animals filthy shit in a bag on my tree right here this is a nice neighborhood full of people like that full of spite I mean he doesn't own this yard he doesn't like it that I complained that his dog was way up there y'all see the dead marks and the grass way over there why should I have to tolerate animals way up there when they've got plenty of grass over here to use this is part of the harassment that I've been experiencing it's not a very big deal to be honest but that is outright rude and I'm gonna call the police and I'm gonna get that fucking thing checked for DNA unless you know the rain comes through the roof and ruins it
Transcript 4 fyi
David · 00:00:00
Yeah. Hey, Dick Bird, who left me that little present this morning. I know you probably don't know this, but there's a very good chance you got caught on camera, bro. Not my cameras, because there are people who've been monitoring my comings and goings from my house. Yeah, I imagine somebody took pictures and photos of you doing that, you dumb shit. Probably going to come out at some point, and yeah, I'll press charges. I will.
Transcript 5 shirbird description
David · 00:00:00
Now, the shit bird who I had the discussion with yesterday, he's taller than me. He's got long, curly hair that comes down to about yay here, yay height, yay length. It's half gray, I guess. He might be my age or a little older, a little bit less. I don't know. I saw him again today walking around. He was wearing a floral shirt, and he had round sunglasses. So his dog was black, like a retriever type of dog or maybe some kind of pit mix. I don't have any pictures of him, but I just thought I'd leave this here for y'all.
A bag of dog shit left on the tree root by my porch. The figure described, the response considered, the police call planned.
