The Storm May 28, 2026 david
Fried Shitbag
Transcript verbatim from the recorded session
David · 00:00:00
Hey, I got a hypothetical question here to explore with everyone. A scenario. Suppose we do get to the bottom of all these civil rights violations. And the government is forced to offer me some kind of settlement. What do you think they would do if I tell them I don't want their goddamn money. Instead, I want the heads of my enemies brought to me and laid at my feet. Metaphorically speaking. Meaning I want all your dumb asses prosecuted. Any of you who lifted a finger against me. Rather than take the millions of dollars they're going to offer me. Because I can make my own money. Mmm, can you smell it? Fried shitbag in the morning. Yeah. Y'all turning on each other about now, right? Yeah, that's what I fucking thought.
A 53-second hypothetical, posed straight to camera. If the civil-rights violations are ever forced into the open and the government offers a settlement, the answer is no to the money and yes to prosecution: everyone who lifted a finger, named and charged, rather than paid off and forgotten. Defiant, addressed to no one in particular and to everyone who would recognize themselves in it.
A short one, straight to camera. The premise is a hypothetical: if the civil-rights violations are ever dragged into the light and a settlement gets offered, what then? The answer here is to refuse the money and ask for prosecution instead — "metaphorically speaking," as he says on the clip, heads at my feet meaning charges filed, nothing literal. It is addressed to no one by name and to everyone who would recognize themselves in it. Direct register, deliberately — closer to Reflections on Targeteers than to the site's usual pattern-only restraint.
